"I've Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned" Skull Cooking T-Shirt ^Sale

This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a dark-humor kitchen manifesto: a skull-chef graphic with the line "I've cooked for people I should have poisoned so yes, I have self control." It reads like a sassy kitchen whisper — confident, a little wicked, and genuinely funny. Wear it when you want to signal you love cooking but also have a blunt sense of humor. The clean, high-contrast print pops on the shirt, making the design readable from a distance while the soft ring-spun cotton keeps the tee comfortable for long days at the stove or casual outings with friends.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, year-round feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort and DTF/DTG printed graphics for sharp detail
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors